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Q. What happens to your body as you age?
A. When you get old, so do your bowels and you get continental.

Q. Name a major disease associated with cigarettes
A. Premature death.

Q. How can you delay milk turning sour?
A. Keep it in the cow.

Q. How are the main parts of the body categorised?
A. The body consists of three parts – the branium, the borax and the
abominable cavity. The branium contains the brain, the borax contains the
heart and lungs and the abominable cavity contains the bowels, a, e, i, o
and u.

Q. Briefly describe the skeleton and its function in the body
A. The skeleton is what is left after the insides have been taken out and the
outsides have been taken off. The purpose of the skeleton is something to
hang the meat on.

Q. What is a seizure?
A. A Roman emperor.

Q. What is a terminal illness?
A. When you’re sick at the airport.

Q. What is artificial respiration commonly known as?
A. The kiss of death.

Q. What are steroids?
A. Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs.

Q. Give an example of a fungus. What is its characteristic feature?
A. Mushrooms. They always grow in damp places so they look like umbrellas.

Q. What is a magnet?
A. Something you find crawling on a dead animal.