PJs Time

A cow standing on the road keeps shouting 'F'... 'F'...
Why???
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Because F=ma (Newton's Second Law :) )

A boy throws a bottle of Bournvita out of the window. A cat sees it, and takes the bottle of bournvita and buries it under the ground. Why?
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Because 'CAT-BURIES' Bournvita

Who is called female Java?
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Java'Gal' Srinath

3 cockroaches are walking on the road. Suddenly 1 of them starts singing 'Tujhe Dekha To Yeh Jaana Sanam...' And the other 2 die immediately. Why?
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Because it was a HIT song.