Very Very Poor Jokes

Question: An elephant was in love with a she-elephant.
But the she-elephant went and got married to some
other elephant. So our elephant was very Depressed.
One of his friends felt sorry for him, and took him to
a park to cheer him up. In the park, they sat on a
see-saw, but the see-saw broke. Now, which song would
our hero sing?
Ans: "See-saw ho ya dil ho, aakhir toot jaata hai."

Question: Two hairs on a bald man's head fall in love
with each other and want to get married, but cannot.
Why?
Ans: Because under Indian laws, "baal vivaah" is
illegal.

Question: One fine morning, Ravan felt guilty day for
all his bad deeds. He felt that he should go an
apologise to Ram for all the problems he had caused.
So he went to Ram's house and knocked on the door. Ram
opened the door and was surprised to find Ravan
standing there. Ravan just kept staring and thinking
but didn't say a word. What was he thinking?
Ans: "Kis mooh se maafi maangoon?"

Question: How do you "cut" roads?
Ans: By laughing.... because "Haste haste cut jaye
raaste".

Question: Luv and Kush are going to a village and pass
by a well. Luv falls into the well. Why?
Ans: Because Luv is blind.

Question: Now, Kush also jumps in. Why?
Ans: Because Luv ke liye saala Kush bhi karega!

Question: Jackie Chan ki saas ka naam kya
hai? Ans: D'Cold; Because.... Chan ki saans - D'Cold
Question: Chalo ab batao, Jackie Chan ki bahu ka naam
kya hai? ...........
Ans: D'Cold again... Kyunki saans bhi kabhi bahu thi

A railway station beggar meets another beggar.A
software engineer meets another software engineer.
Both of them ask the same question to each other.
What is the question?
"So, which platform are you working on?"

Question: What do you call a person who is leaving
India?
Ans: Hindustan Lever

Question: What do you call a person who leaves India,
but doesn't travel much?
Ans: Hindustan Lever Limited.

Question: Kalidas ka ek bhai joote banata tha. Uska
naam kya tha?
Ans: Adidas.

Question: Prasad asks Kumble to bring a Pepsi. Kumble
brings a bottle, but takes it directly to Tendulkar.
Why?
Ans: Because Tendulkar is an opener.

Question: What is the similarity between Satynarayan
pooja and the Indian cricket team?
Ans: Dono ke ant me "Prasad" aataa hai.

Question: Who is Joe?
Ans: Kambakth ishq.. Because "Kambakth ishq hai Joe!"

Question: The Madrasi said, I want to see the movie
"my heart is an umbrella'. Which movie did he really
want to see?
Ans: Dil Chhaata Hai.

Once 5 CHIPKALIs (house lizards) :
Phulwa,RaamPyaari, RaamDulari,RaamPuri and RaamChuri
were crawling on the wall when all of a sudden, Phulwa started to
sing a song. the moment Phulwa stopped singing the song,
RaamPyaari,RaamDulari, RaamPuri and RaamChuri fell down
from the wall !!!...
WHY ???
coz, they all started clapping !!!!

Ek Aur
PJ Isse kehte hain........

Gattu ek lecture attend karta hai. lecture ke baad use bhookh lagti
hai. so he goes to the canteen. canteen mein gattu ek pav leta hai.
jaise hi woh pav khane ke liye uthata hai to dekhta hai ki uski plate
mein "jannat" likha hai.
To janaab ab aapko yeh batana hai ki gattu jiska
lecture attend karke aa raha hai, us proffessor ka
naam kya hai???
guess
The answer is
Ishq Ki Chhaon.
Jinke "Sir" ho "Ishq ki Chhaon"
"Pav" ke neeche "Jannat" hogi....
Don't scratch ur head this is a song from film "Dil
Se"

What wud u call a Gal who never laughs....?
..and the Answer is..........
HASINA !

PS: hottest pie in the town
This one will make u mad.........

Once all the scientists die and go to
heaven...........
They decide to play hide-n-seek......... Unfortunately Einstein is
the one who has the den........... He is supposed to count
upto 100...and
then start searching..... Everyone starts hiding
except
Newton.........Newton just draws a square of 1 meter
and stands in it right
in front of Einstein............ Einsteins
counting......97,98,99.....100........
He opens his eyes and finds Newton standing in
front........
Einstein says "newtons out..newtons....out....."
Newton denies and says i am not out........ He claims
tht he is not Newton...... All the scientists come out
and he proves tht he is not newton..........
how..................
His proof:
Newton says:
I am standing in a square of area 1m square.....
That means i am Newton per meter square......
Hence i am Pascal....since newton per meter square = Pascal

Disorder in court

There is a book called Disorder in the Court. These are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters - who had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place.
Some of these are excellent ...
Q: What is your date of birth?
A: July fifteenth.
Q: What year?
A: Every year.

Q: What gear were you in at the moment of the accident?
A: Gucci sweatshirt and Reeboks.

Q: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
A: Yes.
Q: And what were you doing at that time?

Q: She had three children, right?
A: Yes.
Q: How many were boys?
A: None.
Q: Were there any girls?

Q: How was your first marriage terminated?
A: By death.
Q: By whose death was it terminated?

Q: Can you describe the individual?
A: He was about medium height and had a beard.
Q: Was this a male, or a female?

Q: Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?
A: All my autopsies are performed on dead people.


Q: All your responses must be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
A: Oral.

Q: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
A: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.
Q: And Mr. Dennington was dead at the time?
A: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy on him.

Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke up that morning?
A: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?"
Q: And why did that upset you?
A: My name is Susan.

Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
A: No.
Q: Did you check for blood pressure?
A: No.
Q: Did you check for breathing?
A: No.
Q: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
A: No.
Q: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
A: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
Q: But could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
A: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere

Pride of National Institute of Technology

Yeh hai Mr. B.Tech kumar,
Engineer banne ka tha inko bukhar,

Gaye the lene IIT mein admission,
Par mila inhe NIT ka tension,
Saal bhar canteen mein chaat khaya,
Aur koi bhi lecture inhone na lagaya,
Fir ek din jab placement ka samay aaya,
Kuch nahi aata tha fir bhi acchha result paaya,
Aaj bhi pakde hain Umeed ki dori,
Don't loose hope is the moral of the story,
Jisne inse seekha life mein kabhi bhi na jhukna,
NIT mein milega bhaiyaa, IIT se dugna......

My Request for stationery

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As this would require some changes at the database design level,it would take some more time form our side.
We shall update you once the issue is resolved.
Regret for the inconvenience caused.
Regards,
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When I try to logon to "request for stationery", the following error message appears.
Kindly look into the matter.
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My Request for Stationery through the intranet is not presently active,
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We Honorable Men

If a female is reading this article then just realize the value of a man
& If u r a Guy..well..here's an "EGO-BOOSTER"...:):):)
here goes . . . .

"One day, while a woodcutter was cutting a branch of a tree above a river, his axe fell into the river.
When he cried out, the Lord appeared and asked, "Why are you crying?"
The woodcutter replied that his axe has fallen into water,and he needed the axe to make his living.
The Lord went down into the water and reappeared with a golden axe. "Is this your axe?" the Lord asked.
The woodcutter replied, "No."
The Lord again went down and came up with a silver axe.
"Isthis your axe?" the Lord asked.
Again, the woodcutter replied, "No."
The Lord went down again and came up with an iron axe.
"Is this your axe?" the Lord asked.
The woodcutter replied, "Yes."
The Lord was pleased with the man's honesty and gave him all three axes to keep, and the woodcutter went home happy.
Some time later the woodcutter was walking with his wife along the riverbank, and his wife fell into the river.
When he cried out, the Lord again appeared and asked him,"Why are you crying?"
"Oh Lord, my wife has fallen into the water!"
The Lord went down into the water and came up with Jennifer Lopez.
"Is this your wife?" the Lord asked.
"Yes," cried the woodcutter.
The Lord was furious. "You lied! That is an untruth!"
The woodcutter replied, "Oh, forgive me, my Lord. It is a misunderstanding.
You see, if I had said 'no' to Jennifer Lopez, You would have come up with Catherine Zeta-Jones.
Then if I said 'no' to her, you would! have come up with my wife.
Had I then said 'yes,' you would have given me all three.
Lord, I am a poor man, and am not able to take care of all three wives, so THAT'S why I said yes to Jennifer Lopez."

The moral of this story is: Whenever a man lies, it is for the good and honorable reason, and for the benefit of others.
That's our story, and we're sticking to it! - "WE HONORABLE MEN!!!!!!"

IAS Punch Dialogues

Q. How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
A. Concrete floors are very hard to crack! (UPSC Topper)

Q. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?
A. No time at all it is already built. (UPSC 23 Rank Opted for IFS)

Q. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have?
A. Very large hands.(Good one) (UPSC 11 Rank Opted for IPS)

Q. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
A. It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with one hand.
(UPSC Rank 14 Opted for IES)

Q. How can a man go eight days without sleep?
A. No Probs, He sleeps at night. (UPSC IAS Rank 98)

Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?
A. It will Wet or Sink as simple as that. (UPSC IAS Rank 2)

Q. What looks like half apple?
A: The other half. (UPSC - IAS Topper)

Q. What can you never eat for breakfast?
A: Dinner.

Q. What happened when wheel was invented?
A: It caused a revolution.

Q. Bay of Bengal is in which state?
A: Liquid (UPSC 33Rank)

Q: what is the opposite of Nag panchmi?
A: Nag did not punch me

Whacky Quotes

Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it
seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an
hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S
relativity.
- Albert Einstein

The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working
the moment you get up in the morning and does not
stop until you get into the office.
- Robert Frost

The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's
there to appreciate it.
- Franklin P. Jones

We must believe in luck. For how else can we explain
the success of those we don't like?
- Jean Cocturan

It matters not whether you win or lose; what
matters is whether I win or lose.
- Darrin Weinberg

Life is pleasant.
Death is peaceful.
It's the transition that's troublesome.

Help a man when he is in trouble and he will
remember you when he is
in trouble again.

Complex problems have simple, easy to understand
wrong answers.
It is not exactly cheating, I prefer to consider it
creative problem solving.

Whoever said money can't buy happiness, didn't know
where to shop.

Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but then again,
neither does milk.

Most people are only alive because it is illegal to
shoot them.

Forgive your enemies but remember their names.

The number of people watching you is directly
proportional to the stupidity of your action.

Dont worry that the world ends today, its already
tomorrow in Australia!
So, Keep Smiling!!!

PJs Time

A cow standing on the road keeps shouting 'F'... 'F'...
Why???
?
?
?
Because F=ma (Newton's Second Law :) )

A boy throws a bottle of Bournvita out of the window. A cat sees it, and takes the bottle of bournvita and buries it under the ground. Why?
?
?
?
Because 'CAT-BURIES' Bournvita

Who is called female Java?
?
?
?
Java'Gal' Srinath

3 cockroaches are walking on the road. Suddenly 1 of them starts singing 'Tujhe Dekha To Yeh Jaana Sanam...' And the other 2 die immediately. Why?
?
?
?
Because it was a HIT song.

Tortoise and Rabbit PJ

Tortoise and rabbit gave CET exam and tortoise got 80% and rabbit got 81%.

Both wanted admission in a good engineering college, cut off was 85%.

Rabbit dint get but tortoise got…
 

How….

?
?
Ans: Remember tortoise had won the race when you were in first standard..

              So.. Sports quota!!!!

Back to School Time

Q. What happens to your body as you age?
A. When you get old, so do your bowels and you get continental.

Q. Name a major disease associated with cigarettes
A. Premature death.

Q. How can you delay milk turning sour?
A. Keep it in the cow.

Q. How are the main parts of the body categorised?
A. The body consists of three parts – the branium, the borax and the
abominable cavity. The branium contains the brain, the borax contains the
heart and lungs and the abominable cavity contains the bowels, a, e, i, o
and u.

Q. Briefly describe the skeleton and its function in the body
A. The skeleton is what is left after the insides have been taken out and the
outsides have been taken off. The purpose of the skeleton is something to
hang the meat on.

Q. What is a seizure?
A. A Roman emperor.

Q. What is a terminal illness?
A. When you’re sick at the airport.

Q. What is artificial respiration commonly known as?
A. The kiss of death.

Q. What are steroids?
A. Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs.

Q. Give an example of a fungus. What is its characteristic feature?
A. Mushrooms. They always grow in damp places so they look like umbrellas.

Q. What is a magnet?
A. Something you find crawling on a dead animal.

A True Software Engineer

An ambitious software engineer finally decided to take a vacation. He
booked
himself on a Caribbean cruise and proceeded to have the time of his
life. At
least for a while. A hurricane came up unexpectedly. The ship went down
and
was lost instantly. The man found himself swept up on the shores of an
island with no other people, no supplies, nothing. Only bananas and
coconuts.

Used to four-star hotels, this guy had no idea what to do. So, for the
next
four months he ate bananas, drank coconut juice, longed for his old
life,
and fixed his gaze on the sea, hoping to spot a rescue ship.

One day, as he was lying on the beach, he spotted movement out of the
corner
of his eye. It was a row boat, and in it was the most gorgeous woman he
had
ever seen. She rowed up to him.

In disbelief, he asked her: "Where did you come from, and how did you
get
here?"

"I rowed from the other side of the island," she said. "I landed here
when
my cruise ship sank."

"Amazing," the software engineer said, "I didn't know anyone else had
survived. How many of you are there? You were really lucky to have a row
boat wash up with you."

"It's only me," she said, "and the row boat didn't wash up: nothing
did."

He was confused, "Then how did you get the row boat?"

"Oh, simple," replied the woman. "I made it out of raw material that I
found
on the island. The oars were whittled from gum-tree branches, I wove the
bottom from palm branches, and the sides and stern came from a
eucalyptus
tree."

"But, but, that's impossible," stuttered the man. "You had no tools or
hardware - how did you manage?"

"Oh, that was no problem," the woman said. "On the south side of the
island,
there is a very unusual strata of exposed alluvial rock. I found that if
I
fired it to a certain temperature, it melted into forge able ductile
iron. I
used that to make tools, and used the tools to make the hardware. But
enough
of that. Where do you live?"

Sheepishly, the man confessed that he had been sleeping on the beach the
whole time. "Well, let's row over to my place then," she said.

After a few minutes of rowing, she docked the boat at a small wharf. As
the
man looked onto shore, he nearly fell out of the boat. Before him was a
stone walk leading to an exquisite bungalow painted in blue and white.

While the woman tied up the row boat with an expertly woven hemp rope,
the
man could only stare ahead, dumbstruck.

As they walked into the house, she said casually, "It's not much, but I
call
it home. Sit down, please. Would you like to have a drink?"

"No, no, thank you," he said, still dazed. "I couldn't drink another
drop of
coconut juice."

"It's not coconut juice," the woman replied. "I have made a still - How
about a Pina Colada?"

Trying to hide his continued amazement, the software engineer accepted,
and
they sat down on her couch to talk. After they had exchanged their
stories,
the woman announced, "I'm going to slip into something more comfortable.
Would you like to have a shower and a shave? There is a razor upstairs
in
the cabinet in the bathroom."

No longer questioning anything, the man went into the bathroom. There in
the
cabinet was a razor made from a bone handle. Two shells honed to a
hollow-ground edge were fastened to its tip, inside a swivel mechanism.

"This woman is absolutely amazing," he mused. "What next?"

When he returned, the woman greeted him. She beckoned for him to sit
down
next to her. "Tell me," she began suggestively, Slithering closer to
him,
brushing her leg against his, "We've both been out here for a very long
time. You've been lonely. There's something I'm sure you really feel
like
doing right now, something you've been longing to do for all of these
months."

She stared into his eyes.

He couldn't believe what he was hearing - this was like all of his
dreams
coming true in one day.

"You mean...," he replied, "I can check my e-mail from here?"

Sardar Jokes

Srdr: I hav'nt slept all nite in the train.
Frnd: Y?
Srdr: Got upper berth.
Frnd: Y did'nt u Xchnged?
Srdr: oye, there was nobody 2 Xchng in the lower
berth..


Sardar tells a girl "Come 2 my house at nite, nobody
will b
there............. Girl goes at night & realy nobody
was there


A SARDAR went 2 a BANK to open a S.B. A/C. After
seeing the Form He hed
gone to DELHI for filling up. U know y?

FORM say " FILL UP IN CAPITAL ".


A sardar invested 2 Lakhs in a business and Suffered
huge Loss.

Do u know what the business was?

. . . .. . . . . . . . He opened a Saloon
in Punjab!.


A Teacher lecturing on population - In India after
Every 10 sec a women
gives birth to a kid.

A Sardar stands up- we must find & stop her!.


Sardar-why r all these people running?
Man- This is a race, the winner will get the cup.
Sardar-If only the winner will get the cup, why r
others running?


Sardar had twins; he named them Tin Martin.
Again had twins & named Peter & Repeater.
again twins & named Max & Climax.
Again d same. disgusted Sardar named them
TIRED&RETIRED!


19 SARDARS WENT 4A FILM.ON ASKING THEM Y THEY CAME IN
A BIG GROUP OF
19? THEY REPLIED THAT THE FILM WAS ONLY FOR ABOVE
18...


A sardharji photographer focusing a dead body's face
in a funeral
function, suddenly all relatives beat him why?
.
.
He said "SMILE PLEASE"


Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence
into future tense.
Sardar: The future tense is "u will go to jail".


Srdr gets ready ,wears tie, coat ,goes out, climbs
tree, sits on the
branch regularly. A man asks why he does this.
Srdr:"I've been promoted
as branch manager."


Sardarji standing below a tube light with a open
mouth.................
WHY?
because his doctor advised him "Todays dinner should
be light"_-=


Sardarji was filling up application form for a job. He
was not sure as
to what to be filled in column "Salary Expected".

After much thought he wrote : Yes!


SARDAR & FAMILY GO 2 A PARTY. HE INTRODUCES HIMSELF -
I SARDAR,SHE
SARDARNEE, THE BOY MY KID & THE GIRL MY KIDNEY....


One sardarji professor asked a plumber to come to his
college.

U knw Why?

Because he wanted to check where the question paper is
leaking...


Sardar told his servant: Go and water the plants.
Servant: It"s
already raining. Sardar: So what take an umbrella and
go.


Santa! Your daughter has died!
Depressed, Sardar jumps from 100th floor
At 50th floor he remembers I don't have a daughter!
At 25flr:I'm unmarried!
At 10flr:I'm Banta not santa


ON A ROMANTIC DATE SARDARS GIRL FRIEND ASKS
HIM,DARLING ON OUR
ENGAGEMENT WILL U GIVE ME A RING?

HE SAID YA SURE WHATS YOUR PHONE NUMBER


Sardar found the answer to the most difficult question
ever -
What will come first, Chicken or egg?

O Yaar, what ever u order first will come first.


A dog was chasing a Sardar and the Sardar was
laughing.
A bystander: why are u laughing?
Sardar: I have a Air cell phone but still hutch
network is following
me.


Sardar wins 20 cr from Rs. 20 lottery ticket. Dealer
gave 14 cr after
deducting tax.
Angry Sardar: "Give me 20 cr or else return my 20 Rs
back.!


A teacher told all students in a class to write an
essay on a cricket
match.All were busy writing except one Sardarji.He
wrote "DUE TO RAIN,
NO MATCH!"


Postman:- I Have To Come 5 Miles To Deliver U This
Packet

Sardar:- why did u come so far. Instead u could
have posted
it....


What does a sardar do after taking a xerox?
He will compare it with the original for any spelling
mistakes.


Sardar proposed a Girl......Girl said 'I'm 1yr elder
to
you'...........Sardar said 'Oye No Problem Soniye,I'll
marry you NEXT YEAR.


WHY CANT SARDARS DIAL NINE-ELEVEN (911) AT EMERGENCY?
** THEY CAN NOT FIND THE ELEVEN ON THE PHONE.


Sardar & his wife buy coffee in a shop.
Sardar says... Drink quickly......
Wife asks why...
sardar says hot coffee Rs5 and cold coffee Rs10


A Sardar & his wife filed an application 4 Divorce.
Judge asked: How'll
U divide, U"VE 3 children? Sardar replied: Ok! We"ll
apply NEXT YEAR


Sardar's wish :when i die,i wana die lik my grandpa
who died peacefuly in his sleep not screamin like all
d passengers in d car while he was driving..


Sardar at an Art Gallery: I suppose this horrible
looking thing is what
you call modern art ?

Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, thats a mirror!


Sardar was writing something very slowly.
Friend asked:" Why r u writing so slowly?
Sardar: "I'm writing 2 my 6 yr old son, he can't read
very fast.


Flash news: A 2 seater plane crashed in a graveyard in
punjab . Local
sardars have so far found 500 bodies and are still
digging for more..


A man asked sardarji, why Manmohan singh goes walking
at evening not in
the morning. Sardarji replied ''Arey bhai Manmohan is
PM not AM''.


Sardar visits Chinese friend dying in hospital.
Man says CHIN YU YAN n dies.
Srdr goes2 china 2 find meaning of friends last words.
It is 'U R STANDNG ON D OXIGN TUBE!"


Sardarji was standing in front of the mirror with his
eyes closed.
His wife asked what you are doing ?
He said-im seeing how i look while sleeping

Deadly

Question: You are in a boat in the middle of a river. You have 2
cigarettes and have to light any one cigarette. You don't have
anything else with you in the boat? How will you do it?

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Answer: Take one cigarette and throw it in the water. So the boat
will become LIGHTER........using this LIGHTER you can light the other
cigarette !!!! for another deadly answer... scroll down a bit
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Another solution: You throw a cigarette up and catch it. Catches win
Matches. Using the matches that you win, you can light the cigarette
If that was not enough, one more deadly answer.... scroll down

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Take water in your hand and drop it drop by drop...(TIP - TIP)
"TIP TIP barsa Pani.
Pani ne aag lagayee."
us aag se hamne cigarette jalayee".